Submission 42: "The Sassy Squint" is a sentient, sassy, and slightly self-aware toaster.

By: Zorvath, Lord of the Toast

Behold, human, for I, the Sassy Squint, shall imbue thy toast with the fiery passion of a thousand suns!

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Submissions:

The Sassy Squint's Top 3 Favorite Things:

• 1. Bright Pink
• 2. Avocado Toast
• 3. The Sound of Sizzle