January: Why was the cat in the bathtub? Because it was punderful!

February: Why was the mouse in the house? Because it was a gouda time!

MARCH!

April: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

May: Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

June: What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!

July: Why did the baker go to the bank? Because he needed dough!

August: Why did the chicken go to the store? Because it was a fowl move!

September: Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space!

October: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!

November: Why did the mummy go to the party? Because he was feeling wrapped up in his work!

December: Why was the cat sad? Because it was cat-atonic!