Q: What is the deal with the puns?
A: We deliver them fresh daily. Like, literally. We have a team of highly trained pun-slinging ninjas who infiltrate your browser and drop puns on your desk. It's like having a personal pun butler!
Q: How often are the puns delivered?
A: Our puns are delivered on the hour, every hour, like clockwork. You can set your clock to pun-time, if you like.
Q: Are the puns timed perfectly for maximum impact?
A: Oh, absolutely. We've got a team of expert timing specialists who ensure each pun is delivered at the exact moment when you're most likely to groan.
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