Chapter 2: The Punisher's Guide to Etiquette and Dosage

Subchapter 2.1: The Art of Insulting with Flair

By the power of the pun, you will be a master of the witty remark.

Learn the Punishers' Glossary of Insults

Subchapter 2.2: The Dosage of Sass and Snark

For those who want to add a pinch of salt to their verbal jabs, this chapter is for you.

How to Measure the Perfect Dosage of Sass

Subsubchapter 2.2.1: The Science of Sarcasm

Uncover the secrets of the universe's most potent verbal toxin.

The Sarcasm Index: A Guide to Measuring the Perfect Amount of Eye-Roll