A comprehensive study of how scrolling through cat videos can alter one's cognitive function.
Our research indicates that prolonged exposure to cat videos can reduce productivity by 97%
A meta-analysis of 17 studies on the benefits of excessive coffee consumption.
Our data suggests that consuming 5+ cups of coffee per day increases focus by a whopping 300%, but also heightens the risk of spontaneous combustion by 500%!
A longitudinal study of the long-term effects of a Froot-Loopy diet.
Our findings indicate that a Froot-Loopy diet can cause permanent damage to the digestive system, but also improves the ability to eat 3 bowls of cereal for every meal.