FAQ 2.0: Because 1.0 Was Clearly Not Enough
Q: What is the point of 2.0?
A: We fixed the bugs, but not the plot holes. Now with more of everything, but less of sense.
Q: Will 2.0 be more stable than 1.0?
A: No. That would be too easy.
Q: Can I get a refund for 1.0?
A: Ha! You think we'd give you a refund for that disaster?
Q: Is there a 3.0 in the works?
A: Don't even get us started.