FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions, Not Really

Q: Why do I have to wear a helmet when riding a unicycle?

A: Because, honestly, you're not as balanced as you think you are.

Q: Can I use my toaster to make pancakes?

No. Just no.

Q: What's the deal with the invisible socks in the washing machine?

Just accept it, man. They're not really invisible, they're just really good at hiding.