Q: Why does the taco hold such a special place in our hearts?
A: It's because the taco is the perfect vessel for the union of flavor, convenience, and utter disregard for traditional dietary standards.
Q: How does one properly eat a taco?
A: One must approach the taco with a combination of reverence and reckless abandon, carefully balancing the delicate dance of crunch, chew, and spill.