Pun-ishment-Heroes: The Unofficial Guide to Puns
A: Pun-ishment-Heroes are an elite group of vigilantes who fight crime with an arsenal of terrible puns. Armed with an arsenal of dad jokes, they save the world from boredom and ennui.
A: We fight with the deadliest of puns: Puns-itive Action Puns, Puns-itive Discharge Puns, and the infamous Puns-itive Overload Puns.
A: We recruit through a series of rigorous, grueling pun-filled trivia exams. Only those who can handle the likes of 'Why did the cat join a band? Because it was purr-fect for the job.' and 'Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.' are worthy of joining our ranks.