Level 2 Pun-ishment Trivia: Advanced PunsQ: What's the best way to describe a chicken's mood swings?

A: Fowl temperment.

Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

A: Because it was a-maize-ing.

Q: What's the difference between a cat and a hat?

A: One's a feline, the other's a headgear.

Q: What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?

A: A moo-sical band.

Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?

A: Because it was two-tired.

Q: What do you call a can opener that's an excellent dancer?

A: A can-tastrophic ballerina.

Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?

A: Because it was two-tired.

Q: What did the Zen master say to the hot dog?

A: 'Beef it up.'

Q: Why did the baker quit his job?

A: Because he kneaded the dough.

Q: Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

A: Because he needed space.

Q: Why was the math book sad?

A: Because it had too many problems.

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