The Pun-ishment of the Ancients, Exhibit 2.8
Welcome to the Pun-ishment Museum, where the ancient civilizations of the world have come to rest in peace... and a hint of embarrassment.
Go back to 2.7, the Pun-ishment of the Philistines | Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, head forward to 2.9, the Pun-ishment of the Inflatable Puns
We're currently featuring the ancient Egyptians for their impressive collection of "Sarcophagus of Silliness", a collection of the most cringe-worthy tomb inscriptions ever written.
Sarcophagus of Silliness
- "I'm not dead, I'm just resting my sarcophagus"
- "I'm not a mummy, I'm just a guy with a bad haircut"
- "I'm pining for the afterlife, but it's just a phase"