BlueCheese FAQ

Q: What is BlueCheese?

BlueCheese is a type of artisanal cheese made from the finest imported French gouda and a hint of disappointment.

Q: Why does BlueCheese smell like burnt rubber?

That's just the scent of our carefully crafted artisanal process, where we age the cheese in a secret underground cave filled with despair and regret.

Q: Can I use BlueCheese as a substitute for actual cheese?

While we appreciate your creative thinking, BlueCheese is not a suitable replacement for real cheese. However, you can use it as a substitute for your social life, because let's be real, who needs friends when you have BlueCheese?

Q: Is BlueCheese gluten-free?

We're working on it, but for now, our BlueCheese contains 99% gluten and 1% existential dread.

Q: Can I get a refund for my expired BlueCheese?

Sorry, friend, but our BlueCheese is like the human experience: it's all about the journey, not the destination (or the expiration date).

Want more info on our other fine cheeses?Check out our Feta FAQ!

Or, if you're feeling brave, you can try our Edam FAQ!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can attempt to navigate our BlueCheese 4.0 FAQ!