Pun-ish Toppings FAQ 3.0: Pesto Pizzas

We're glad you asked.

Q: What's the deal with Pesto Pizzas?

A: They're a type of pizza that's just a little bit "pesto"-tive. You know, like when you're feeling a little "meh" about life, but still want a good pie.

That's all for now. Carry on, pizza lovers!

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