Q: What are Spicy Toppings?
A: Spicy Toppings are the answer to all of life's questions. They're the toppings on your pizza, the toppings on your salad, and the toppings on your life. They're the sparkly, shiny things that make everything better.
Q: Are Spicy Toppings available on all food items?
A: Sadly, no. But they're coming. We're working on it.
Q: Can I get Spicy Toppings with my morning cereal?
A: Why not? It's not like it's going to hurt. Try it with your Lucky Charms. It's a real game-changer.
Q: Will Spicy Toppings make me cry?
A: Only if you're a baby. Or a hipster. Or both.
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