Q: What kind of toppings do we offer?
A: We offer the usual suspects, but with a dash of weirdness. Our toppings include:
Q: What's the story behind these weird toppings?
A: Well, let's just say our chef has a thing for experimentation. Some say it's genius. Others say it's a cry for help.
Q: Can I get these toppings on a pizza?
A: Why not? We're not here to judge. Our pizza dough is made with the finest ingredients, but our toppings are made with the finest weirdness. Check out our pizza topping options if you dare.
Q: Can I order these toppings online?
A: Ha! You wish. But seriously, we do take online orders, just don't expect us to deliver your weirdness to your doorstep. Learn more about ordering our toppings if you must know.
Q: Will these toppings give me a stomachache?
A: Only if you eat too much of them. In moderation, they're like a bad joke. In excess, they're like a bad joke that's also a heart attack waiting to happen. Read our disclaimer for more information on how not to die from weird toppings.