Pun-ish Toppings FAQ

Because who needs actual toppings, anyway?

What is the purpose of a pun?

To make your brain go "hmm, that's a clever pun."

Pun-ish Toppings

What is the deal with the bright colors?

We're trying to blind your eyes with science. Just kidding, we just like it.

Colorful Answers

Can I request a custom pun-topping?

Sorry, we're not that fancy. You'll just have to settle for the usual suspects.

Cheesy Toppings Silly Toppings

Disclaimer: Our FAQ may not be funny. Or informative. Or even accurate. But it's a good try.