We're glad you asked! Temporal Loops is a phenomenon where time gets all wobbly and you end up stuck in an infinite loop. It's like a timey vortex, but less confusing.
Our team of expert temporal engineers are working tirelessly to fix this problem, but until then, enjoy the ride!
We can't promise you'll survive, but hey, at least the views are nice! Just don't blame us if you end up stuck in a loop of cat videos.
Our lawyers (if we had any) advise us to mention that Temporal Loops are totally not responsible for any damage or trauma caused.
Get Temporal Loop Insurance (just kidding, it's not a thing)
Umm, no. Don't try this at home. Or do. We won't judge you.
We're watching, though.
Read our non-binding Temporal Loop Ethics Guidelines (just for laughs)