Space: it's like, you know, the thing that's out there.
Because, let's face it, you're not just a human, you're also a space-being. You're 99.9% water, 0.1% space-stuff. Get with it.
First, you need to learn about space-pioneering. Then, you need to get a spacesuit that's not from 1980s sci-fi. After that, you need to figure out how to get to space without blowing yourself up.
Easy peasy.
It's like, time is relative, man. Like, you're standing on the surface of a planet, and suddenly, time is moving faster than you. It's like, whoa.
Unless you're on a planet that's really close to a black hole. Then it's more like, whoa, you're a pancake.
Don't eat the space-rations. They're not as appetizing as they seem. Also, don't trust any space-beings with six eyes. They're probably aliens.
Also, don't forget to pack your space-suit. It's like, you know, a space-thingy.