FAQ for the Space-Curious

Q: What is space, and why do I care?

Space: it's like, you know, the thing that's out there.

Q: Why do I need to know about space?

Because, let's face it, you're not just a human, you're also a space-being. You're 99.9% water, 0.1% space-stuff. Get with it.

Q: How do I become a space-pioneer?

First, you need to learn about space-pioneering. Then, you need to get a spacesuit that's not from 1980s sci-fi. After that, you need to figure out how to get to space without blowing yourself up.

Easy peasy.

Q: What's the deal with space-time continuum?

It's like, time is relative, man. Like, you're standing on the surface of a planet, and suddenly, time is moving faster than you. It's like, whoa.

Unless you're on a planet that's really close to a black hole. Then it's more like, whoa, you're a pancake.

Q: Can I get some space-tips?

Don't eat the space-rations. They're not as appetizing as they seem. Also, don't trust any space-beings with six eyes. They're probably aliens.

Also, don't forget to pack your space-suit. It's like, you know, a space-thingy.

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