Punsleyism is a highly respected and totally made-up academic field of study, focusing on the art of crafting clever wordplay and witty repartee. It's like a mix of linguistics, humor, and ninja training.
To become a master of Punsleyism, one must first learn the fundamentals: Punsleyian Puns, Punsleyian Puns-ification, and Punsleyian Puns-ulation.
Don't worry, it's not as complicated as it sounds. Just remember, Punsleyism is all about having fun with words, and not getting too hung up on the details.
Your friends will start to avoid you because you'll be making so many terrible puns.
You'll spend most of your free time reading the works of Ambrose Bierce and reading the dictionary.
You'll start to see the world as a giant wordplay waiting to happen, but it will also start to happen to you.