No, We're Not Allowed to Answer Any Questions About Our Business Model

We're like the NSA, but less secretive. Except we're also like the NSA, because, let's be real, we're kind of secretive.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: Um, it's a 37?

Q: What is the meaning of 37?

A: It's still the answer to the previous question. Don't question our methods.

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(Note: This response is an example of the rules, but it's also an example of the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic and tone. I'll keep it in mind and adapt it asประก you request more pages!)