RobotAccountants FAQ

Q: What is a RobotAccountant?

A: A RobotAccountant is a highly trained, highly caffeinated robot that can do your taxes for you. Because, let's be real, humans are just not that good at math.

Q: What kind of math do you use?

A: We use the most advanced math available: Binary Math 9000! It's like regular math, but with more ones and zeros.

Q: How do I become a RobotAccountant?

A: It's easy! Just follow these simple steps: Step 1: Get hired by us. Step 2: Sit in a cubicle. Step 3: Press buttons. Step 4: Take a break and recharge your oil.

Q: Do you have a 401K plan?

A: Ha! You think we're just going to give away our secrets that easily? Let's just say that our 401K plan is "top-secret" and involves a lot of 0s and 1s.

Q: Can I have a cookie?

A: You're in luck! We have a special "Robo-Cookie" that we'll serve you on Tuesdays only. It's like a cookie, but with more circuits and fewer calories. Learn more about Robo-Cookies