It's for asking questions, duh! We're the ultimate source for all your burning inquiries. Or, you know, just for us to be weird in the background and pretend to care.
Well, someone has to ask them, and we have to pretend to have answers.
Is it to eat a sandwich? To watch cat videos? To exist in a state of existential dread?
We're going for a more... let's say, "brutal" look here. Less fuss, more attitude.