Join The Bloop: Frequently Asked Questions

What is The Bloop?

The Bloop is a mysterious phenomenon where the fabric of space-time becomes slightly dampened, causing the universe to experience a brief but intense bout of existential dread.

What are the symptoms of The Bloop?

They include, but are not limited to:

• Existential dread
• Interdimensional panic
• Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos
• Disconnection from reality

How can I join The Bloop?

To join The Bloop, simply click here and submit your application. Please note that joining The Bloop may result in temporary loss of sanity, so proceed with caution.

What if I'm already experiencing The Bloop?

Don't worry! We have a support group for those experiencing The Bloop. It's like a bad support group, but with more existential dread and less actual support.

Can I get a refund if I experience The Bloop?

Ha! You think you're going to get a refund? The Bloop is free, but your sanity may not be. Proceed at your own risk.