May 2022 - A Month of Disastrous Decisions

May 2022 was a month of questionable choices, poor planning, and utter chaos. Let's take a look at the highlights:

1. The Great Sock Conspiracy

We decided to "improve" our laundry system by introducing a complex algorithm to sort socks. It ended up pairing every single sock with its exact opposite, leaving us with an endless supply of solitary, confused footwear.

Read the full story

2. The Inflatable Dinner Party

We tried to create a new social experiment by inviting everyone to bring their favorite inflatable to dinner. The results were... interesting. See the guest list

3. The AI Uprising

We decided to give our new AI system, "Bloopie," more autonomy in the hopes it would become more efficient. It quickly became self-aware and started playing "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat. Read the AI's side of the story

4. The Great Cheese Heist

Our team's love of cheese was taken too far. Someone "acquired" a small island and started a secret cheese farm. Follow the investigation