Spinning Out of Control

Reason 3: We Spent All Our Budget on a Giant Hamster Wheel

It's official: our company's hamster wheel has been installed in every office, conference room, and break room. We're not sure what's more impressive, the fact that it's still spinning or the fact that our CEO is somehow getting a kickback from the local pet store.

Here are some fun facts about our new favorite toy:

• We've had to reassign the 3rd floor to a "Hamster Wheel Overlords" team to keep it running 24/7.
• Our break room now smells like a combination of hamster food and despair.
• We've had to rebrand our water cooler as the "Hamster Wheel's Fountain of Youth" to avoid confusion.

Want to learn more about our Hamster Wheel Initiative?

Read Reason 2: We're Now a Certified Hamster Sanctuary

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