January's Jinxed Jamboree

Where the Month of the Year Went Horribly Wrong

Due to unforeseen circumstances, January has turned into a jinxed mess. Don't worry, we're working on it!

Here's what's been happening:

Everyone's New Year's resolutions have turned into New Year's regrets.
The weather is still stuck in perpetual winter.
The world's coffee supply has dwindled to a mere trickle.

Stay tuned for updates and possible solutions to these pressing issues!

Check out January's Resolution Ruckus for more details

Visit January's Weather Woes for the latest forecast

Peruse [sic] the Coffee Conundrum for the most up-to-date caffeine crisis coverage

(Note: prophets of doom, don't worry, we're just having some fun with the calendar)