January 1, 2023 - It started innocently enough. A simple case of missing mittens, lost in the depths of winter. But things took a dark turn when the missing mittens began to turn up in the most unlikely of places... attached to other people's heads.
As the days went by, the phenomenon only grew more bizarre. It was as if the mittens had developed a sentience, and were determined to wreak havoc on the good people of the city.
Our intrepid team of investigators (a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated squirrels) have been working around the clock to unravel the mystery. And now, they've made a breakthrough!
The mittens, it seems, are not just any mittens. They're...The Mittens Are Aliens!
Stay tuned for further updates, and try to keep a weather eye open for any stray mittens that might be flying by. They're probably just waiting for the signal to strike.
Or, you know, maybe just looking for a good game of fetch.
Either way, it's time to get to the bottom of this. Or, at least, to the top of this.
Learn more about The Mittens Are Aliens or Meet the Squirrel Squad