Blooping The Toaster 2023: A Year In Review
We Blooped, We Blooped, We Blooped Some More
It's that time of the year again, where we look back at the Blooping The Toaster 2023 report card. And, honestly, it's been a wild ride. Our toaster has blooped more times than we can count, and we've got the statistics to prove it.
By The Numbers
- Average Blooping Frequency: 4.2 times per minute
- Total Blooping Time: 1,234 hours and 56 minutes
- Most Likely To Blooper: The 3rd Shelf (it's just too close to the toaster)
What We Learned
- The optimal Blooping temperature is between 375°F and 400°F
- Avoid using aluminum foil to catch the Blooping debris, it's a fire hazard
- We still haven't figured out how to turn off the Blooping feature
Stay tuned for more updates from Blooping The Toaster 2024, where we aim to Bloop even more frequently!
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