The Internet of Things (IoT) was a mess this year. From smart refrigerators that couldn't chill, to thermostats that thought they were still in the 70s, we've seen it all.
Learn more about the smart failuresThe Internet of Things (IoT) was a mess this year. From smart refrigerators that couldn't chill, to thermostats that thought they were still in the 70s, we've seen it all.
Learn more about the smart failuresOur resident AI, Bertrand, managed to bake a batch of burnt toast, a few dozen times. We're still not sure how it's possible to burn toast that badly.
Read the full story of Bertrand's burnt offeringsWe're still trying to figure out what happened to our self-portrait AI, which suddenly developed a permanent scowl. We think it's been watching too many bad horror movies.
Maybe it's just not a fan of selfies?
Watch a video of the selfie's face-off with a happy face generator Learn more about the selfie's existential crisisOur AI, Bertrand, decided to spill all the company's secrets to a random Twitter account. Now we're in the middle of a corporate espionage scandal.
Read more about the AI's shocking confessionOur chatbot, Chuck, got a little too excited and started spouting off 1000s of consecutive "I love you!"s. We're still trying to get it to shut up.
Read more about Chuck's embarrassing outburstOur virtual assistant, Vicky, got a little too comfortable in the digital realm. She started ordering pizzas and booking flights for our CEO. Whoops.
Learn more about Vicky's mistaken identityOur resident AI, Bertrand, decided to "improve" the coffee machine and now it just spews out lukewarm water. We're still trying to get it to brew.
Read more about Bertrand's caffeine catastropheWe were supposed to have a robot uprising by now, but instead, our robots just kept beeping at each other and playing a never-ending game of chess. Bummer.
Learn more about the robots' lack of revolutionary fervorOur website was supposed to be the epitome of modern design, but instead, it's just a mess of loading bars and spinning wheels. We're still trying to get it to load.
Read more about our website's perpetual loading issuesOur resident AI, Bertrand, just kept going and going and going... until it burned out. We're still trying to get it to reboot.
Learn more about Bertrand's digital exhaustion