Top Ten of 2023: A Year in Review

1. The Invention of the Disco Ball Cannon

Because who needs actual talent when you can just blast your opponents with a giant disco ball?

Read the full list of 2023's top inventions See the #4 entry: "The Selfie Toaster"

2. The rise of AI-generated Artisanal Socks

Artisanal socks that are almost as expensive as they are pretentious.

Read more about the artisanal sock revolution

3. The discovery of the world's largest ball of twine

It's a real thing now, don't @ me.

Learn more about the world's most impressive ball of twine

4. The Selfie Toaster (see above)

The ultimate kitchen appliance for your Instagram-obsessed friends.

5. The Invention of the Year: The Disco Ball Cannon

A gun that shoots disco balls at your enemies. Game-changer.

See the full entry on the #1 prophets