5th Bloop: The Top 5 Epic Fails of 2023

5.
  • Estimated cost: $100,000 (not including all the cat videos)
  • Failed to achieve: Global Domination
  • Reason for failure: Boredom from excessive cat videos

    • 4.
  • Estimated cost: $50,000 (all the deflated unicorns were sold as "vintage collectibles")
  • Failed to achieve: Sales goals
  • Reason for failure: People were more stressed by the deflations than relieved

    • 3.
  • Estimated cost: $200,000 (all the kiosks were replaced with mirrors)
  • Failed to achieve: Selfies that were actually selfies
  • Reason for failure: Poor optics

    • 2.
  • Estimated cost: $150,000 (all the farting was covered under employee benefits)
  • Failed to achieve: Amusement
  • Reason for failure: People were more annoyed than amused

    • 1.
  • Estimated cost: $300,000 (all the sunglasses sold as "Disco Ball Protection")
  • Failed to achieve: Disco Fever
  • Reason for failure: People just wanted to go to bed

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