Because who needs fashion sense when you can blind and disorient those around you?
Here's some of our best accessories for the fashionably challenged:
Neon Laser Shirt
Shine bright with our neon laser shirt! Made with the finest neon paint and the most obnoxious laser technology. Guaranteed to make everyone around you squint.
View Technical SpecsFlamboyant Flap Jacket
Flap your way to style with our flamboyant jacket! Complete with extra-large flaps that are sure to get in the way of your productivity.
Flap Tutorial
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Brightly Padded Bibs
Biblically correct fashion for the modern era_goals
Why Bibs Are Best