Astronaut Bloopers FAQ: Because Space Travel is a Real Pain

Q: What is an Astronaut Blooper?

A: It's a space traveler who has experienced a catastrophic systems failure, resulting in a catastrophic loss of dignity and a strong urge to question the life choices that led them to space.

Q: Why do Astronaut Bloopers have so many problems?

A: It's because they're trying to solve for x in a vacuum, but the x they're solving for is actually just a series of existential crises.

Learn more about the Blooping Life Crisis

Q: Can Astronaut Bloopers be cured of their condition?

A: Only through a series of rigorous self-reflection, copious amounts of space-tar, and a healthy dose of nihilism.

Discover the Blooping Recovery Process

Or, if all else fails, try The Last Resport (Disclaimer: Not really a last resort. More like a "last, desperate attempt before you're sent to Space-Section 8".)