Q: What is an Astronaut Blooper?
A: It's a space traveler who has experienced a catastrophic systems failure, resulting in a catastrophic loss of dignity and a strong urge to question the life choices that led them to space.
Q: Why do Astronaut Bloopers have so many problems?
A: It's because they're trying to solve for x in a vacuum, but the x they're solving for is actually just a series of existential crises.
Learn more about the Blooping Life Crisis
Q: Can Astronaut Bloopers be cured of their condition?
A: Only through a series of rigorous self-reflection, copious amounts of space-tar, and a healthy dose of nihilism.
Discover the Blooping Recovery Process
Or, if all else fails, try The Last Resport (Disclaimer: Not really a last resort. More like a "last, desperate attempt before you're sent to Space-Section 8".)