Our team of expert Bloopers has successfully implemented a new wormhole stabilization system, reducing the risk of spontaneous dimensional collapse by 99.9%! But don't just take our word for it, see the stats for yourself:
99.9% (yes, it's really that high)
0.1% (but who's counting?)
John Doe: Chief Blooper | Jane Doe: Blooperette Extraordinaire | Bob Smith: Blooper-ificus Maximus