Infinite Recursion Paradox

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Paradoxical Properties

Causes infinite loops to occur in any programming language.
May lead to an eternal recurrence of the same 5 minutes, repeated ad infinitum.
Can only be resolved with an advanced degree in mathematics, logic, and/or a good therapist.

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Real-World Consequences

Some users may experience:

Numerous errors, including but not limited to: Syntax errors
Cascading style sheet catastrophes
Unpredictable browser behavior (i.e., the user may be trapped in an infinite loop, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over)

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