The Case of the Missing Socks

Case File Number: 001

Chief Investigator: Inspector Bloopers

Location: The Laundry Room

The victim, a lone sock, was last seen in the vicinity of the washing machine at approximately 9:45 AM on February 27th. Witnesses report seeing nothing out of the ordinary, save for an unidentifiable figure lurking in the shadows.

The investigation is ongoing, but leads are thin. A suspect, known only as "The Sock Puppet," is currently being questioned.