A top-secret government program dedicated to the study and deployment of extremely loud farts as a form of non-lethal defense against enemy attacks.
Our cutting-edge research facility, located in a heavily reinforced porta-potty, is home to the world's most advanced sonic fume generators.
Our team of experts in flatulence physics and sound wave resonance have cracked the code on the perfect fart-to-decibel ratio, allowing us to create a cacophony of sound that will shatter the wills of even the most determined invaders.
But don't just take our word for it! View our impressive array of Sonic Fart Spectra for yourself and experience the sheer power of the Self-Sonic Defense!
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a tour of our Underground Fart Labs, where the magic happens.
Remember, when it comes to national security, there's nothing more secure than a well-timed fart.