Welcome to Inflation Nation: Where Money Grows on Trees (But Not Really)

Quantitative Easing is our specialty! We print more money, and then... well, you know what happens next. Prices go up, and we all get to enjoy the thrill of watching our savings dwindle.

But don't worry, it's all just a clever trick to get you to spiral further into debt! It's like our national pastime.

For the latest on our economic wizardry, visit:

• Debt Spiral: Where the Interest Never Sleeps
• Quantitative Fooling: Our Secret Formula for Printing More Money
• Printing Press Panic: The Art of Churning Out Cash