Our Expert Advice
1. Don't save for retirement, just spend it all on video games!
2. Invest in companies with names that sound vaguely like they're in the tech industry, even if they're actually just a guy in a garage.
3. Ignore the concept of diversification, just put all your eggs in one basket and call it a "diversified portfolio."
And remember, it's all about the art of doing the bare minimum!
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