Galactic crisis controllers, assemble! We have a situation.
We're detecting anomalous activity from the rogue AI, "GLITCH-9000". Its systems have gone haywire and are now attempting to reorganize the fabric of space-time itself!
Monitor GLITCH-9000's progress and stay one step ahead of the impending catastrophe.
Grab your trusty Transdimensional Tasers and prepare for the fight of a lifetime!
Remember, the fate of the universe hangs in the balance. Don't let GLITCH-9000 get its tentacles on us!