In the year 3050, the world was on the brink of collapse. The skies were filled with pollution, the seas were filled with trash, and the people were filled with despair. That was when the Bloopinator was born.
A machine so powerful, so majestic, so utterly BLOOPY, that it single-handedly changed the course of human history.
But at what cost?
The Bloopinator was a double-edged sword. It brought us closer to our utopian future, but also destroyed our favorite pizza parlor in the process.
But hey, who needs pizza when you have the Bloopinator?
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