Overthinking: A Paranoia's Guide
Warning: This page may cause excessive thinking, anxiety, and existential dread.
Are you tired of just going with the flow? Do you find yourself constantly overthinking every little thing? Welcome to Paranoia And Panic, where the art of overthinking is not just encouraged, but celebrated!
Here are a few reasons why you should probably, maybe, possibly, possibly not trust your neighbors:
- They might be plotting against you.
- They might be secretly a robot sent from the future to observe your every move.
- They might be hiding a portal to another dimension behind their couch.
Don't just take our word for it, though! Visit our Theories page for more information on why you can't trust anyone.