Uninsurability Complaint Department: We're Not Sorry

Warning: This department is not responsible for your existential dread or emotional trauma.

Dear Uninsurability Complaint Department,

My insurance policy won't cover my crippling sense of purposelessness. Is this a pre-existing condition?

Or do I need to fill out Form 27-B, the Application for Purposeless Insurance Coverage?

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