In a shocking turn of events, a quantum fluctuation in the fabric of space-time has caused all our socks to become sentient and start wearing matching neon green striped socks with tiny anchors on them.
The sentient socks are demanding better working conditions, including more frequent washing cycles and less lint-rolling. They've also started to organize into a union, demanding better working hours and more opportunities for toe-napping.
We're working with the Sock Labor Union to come to a resolution, but in the meantime, please be advised that your socks may become sentient and demand better treatment at any moment.
If you're having trouble with your socks, please refer to our Sock Support Page here for more information.