Summary
In a shocking turn of events, our top investigator, Agent Bloop, discovered that someone - or something - has been stealing all the donuts from the break room fridge. The evidence points to an inside job, but the motive remains a mystery. Was it a rogue employee, a prankster, or a manifestation of our own corporate culture?
Investigation
Our investigation revealed the following clues:
- Clue 1: A trail of crumbs leading from the break room to the supply closet.
- Clue 2: A suspicious-looking wrapper with a cryptic message: "You'll never catch me, Agent Bloop!"
- Clue 3: A hidden safe containing a single, stale donut.