Technique 1: The art of applying liberal amounts of glitter to every surface.
A key aspect of the BloopingSweep is the liberal application of glitter. This is not just for aesthetics, but also to distract from any underlying code issues.
Sub-technique 1.1: Glittery Glittering Glitter - a study of the optimal glitter-to-code ratio.
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Sub-technique 1.2: The BloopingSweep's Guide to Glitter-Proofing your code.
By following this guide, you'll be able to withstand even the most intense code reviews.