The Blooping Epidemic: Why It's Bad for Business

The Bloop, as seen from space. It's a sight to behold, but trust us, it's not good for business.

In fact, the Bloop is like that one coworker who just won't quit. It's always there, always making a mess, and always causing problems for everyone else.

The Symptoms:

1. Uncontrollable flatulence

2. Random outbursts of disco music

3. Unexplained, yet somehow inexplicably terrifying, presence of Jell-O

The Causes:

We're not sure, but it's probably something to do with too many beans, too much cheese, or too many bad jokes.

Maybe it's a combination of all three. Maybe it's just the universe's way of telling us to get our act together.

What to Do:

If you find yourself afflicted with the Bloop, don't worry! Just remember:

- Stay calm, but not too calm (you might just end up like us)

- Avoid beans, cheese, and bad jokes

- Call in sick and pretend you have a case of "Bloop-Induced Fatigue"

Related Pages:

Blooping: The Unseen Benefits

How to Bloop: A Guide for the Aspiring Blooper