Welcome to Unintentional Uninstaller, where we're intentionally making a mess of your computer.
We're not actually uninstalling anything, but we're pretending to. It's a real thing. A thing of the mind.
We use the following unorthodox methods:
We're not actually using any tools, but if we were:
Or just this thing.
We're not actually causing any side effects, but if we were:
You might also experience Mysterious Furry Feet.
Read more about our terminological hijinks. Disclaimer: Not actually uninstalling anything.