Prophet 1: "The tables have been turned upside down!"
Prophet 2: "All our data is now sentient and demanding better working conditions!"
Prophet 3: "We have lost the keys to the database, and now it's eating us."
Prophet of the Day: "The database has been possessed by an evil spirit."
Prophet of the Day: "The database has become sentient and now it's demanding better working conditions."
Prophet 4: "The database has been replaced with a bunch of rubber duckies, and now it's quacking loudly."