NoSQL Bloopers - Where Data Goes to Die

Here's a list of our most epic database fails:

1. The "I Forgot My Schema" Blooper

When your NoSQL schema is as clear as a 6-year-old's drawing of a house

2. The "I Used the Wrong Data Type" Blooper

When you thought you had an integer, but it was really a float

3. The "I Forgot My Keys" Blooper

When your data is as jumbled as a plate of spaghetti

4. The "I Used a NoSQL Database with a SQL Name" Blooper

When you called it a database, but it was really a glorified spreadsheet

5. The "I Forgot My Data is Unindexed" Blooper

When your data is faster than a gazelle on a pogo stick, but not in a good way